We (as in "she") decided to replace our 4 year old printer with a new one because the difference between new ink cartridges and a new printer was very small. The new printer has wireless capabilities but now easy to set up.
"She" starts asking me questions. Me! an in "a guy that sometimes puts the wrong socks on the wrong feet".
Now you say socks makes no difference. That is simply not true, my feet are larger than hers.