Today at work I attempted suicide. Well what I really did was cut a 1/2" gash in the vein in my wrist. Luckily the slit is lengthways, had it been crossways it would have cut the vein into. Now you ask, "hey dummy how could you do that?".
I was cutting a plastic seal on my trailer and let the knife slip. I put a bandaid on it and I had to replace it about five hours later. Seems to have the bleeding stopped but if this is my last post. Send money, not flowers.